I want you and your friend to fuck me!

You picked it.

You invited me over and watched a shitty movie.

We did.

What the fuck are we going to do now?

I don't know.

There's absolutely nothing to do.

Hey, but did you hear about Becky?

What?

So you mean to tell me you didn't hear about Becky?

She was so hot.

She like kissed a girl and like I heard she did all her stuff too.

What?

I don't even know what third base is but apparently she went there with her.

What?

She went to the third base.

Did you ever do that?

I don't know.

I've never tried it.

You've never?

Have you?

No, I mean I might have thought about it but like I've never done it.

No.

I mean, I don't know.

I always like trying new things.

I guess we could.

So you're going to try it?

Wait.

Okay.

So it's going to be a one time thing and we're just, nothing's going to come up.

We're going to see what it's like.

Okay, so kiss.

Okay.

Sure.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my god.

That's a soft lips.

Okay, okay.

That's not as bad.

It's not as gross as I thought.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's do more passionate, okay?

Okay.

Let's do it.

Just a little bit.

Okay.

So.

I'm going to do myself.

That's actually awesome.

What else should we try?

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